The Goods of the Internet

If only I had thought of this in 8th grade. Oleg Yeremayev and I would’ve dominated.

Congratulations on winning the yearbook.

Yeah seriously. You forgot the mustache. And I’ll refrain from asking other questions.

I would’ve given him extra credit.

So wrong, yet so right.

This could’ve saved me hundreds of dollars wasted at the gym.

Best reason to care about trying to learn how to build sand castle things.

I will now take up skiing and/or potty train myself.

I’m not entirely sure what’s going on here, but I am entirely sure I am jealous.

I hope he moves to Colorado.

If that’s not the best yearbook quote ever, I’ve never met him.