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Dear friends of mine in Miami:

Dear friends of mine in Miami:

It seems as if Emily and Margaret will be having a talk tonight.

It seems as if Emily and Margaret will be having a talk tonight.

The ignore button taunts him.

The ignore button taunts him.

I went to modeling school with her.

I went to modeling school with her.

Shouldn’t that say “nolf you”?

Shouldn’t that say “nolf you”?

sickhumor:

Movie times

sickhumor:

Movie times

Got that everyone? Farmville: civil suit. Real life: criminal suit.

Got that everyone? Farmville: civil suit. Real life: criminal suit.

So what, Myspace is like an armpit hair or something?

So what, Myspace is like an armpit hair or something?