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I hate it when I dial wrong.

Another reason to be skeptical.

Hmm…

The ignore button taunts him.

I’ve been asking this question since the dawn of me finding out whatever Easter is.

I can’t tell if this is awful or awesome. For now let’s go with awe-ish.

Oh Siri, you and your Nazi ways…

I’m sexy and I’m metal and I know it. Killer solos too.

This is very not like me, but I love this song. And I have strong feelings for this dance. And I’m mildly attracted to the carpeting. And I’d give the hat at least one date. And yes, this is the song from the 2nd greatest ad for a hotel ever.

… he says as he’s listening to Kenny Loggins.