This was the last one of these. They did have 2 more of the “… again” cakes.
The only way this kid gets cooler with Sonic Boom.
this will be me and my child :’)
Metal Euphemisms For Sex
Black Metal: Sticking my clouded frost-spire into her gates of attrition.
Death Metal: Slamming her gaping axe wound with my engorged flesh hammer,
Power Metal: Blessing her enchanted crevice with my magic scepter.
Folk Metal: Thrusting my spear into the eye of the gods.
Progressive Metal: Masturbating myself to sleep.