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This was the last one of these. They did have 2 more of the “… again” cakes.

This was the last one of these. They did have 2 more of the “… again” cakes.

The only way this kid gets cooler with Sonic Boom.
dat-sxc:

this will be me and my child :’)

The only way this kid gets cooler with Sonic Boom.

dat-sxc:

this will be me and my child :’)

Metal Euphemisms For Sex
Black Metal: Sticking my clouded frost-spire into her gates of attrition.
Death Metal: Slamming her gaping axe wound with my engorged flesh hammer,
Power Metal: Blessing her enchanted crevice with my magic scepter.
Folk Metal: Thrusting my spear into the eye of the gods.
Progressive Metal: Masturbating myself to sleep.
A little late, but we’ll repurpose this for the Noreaster.

A little late, but we’ll repurpose this for the Noreaster.

Go Go Go Go Go!!!!

Go Go Go Go Go!!!!

Actually, the most wonderful thing about Tiggers, is probably this.

Actually, the most wonderful thing about Tiggers, is probably this.

One of the coolest gifs ever that also kind of doesn’t make any sense.

One of the coolest gifs ever that also kind of doesn’t make any sense.

I’m not sure the cake fixes this one. Oh, wait. Those look like gummies. All is forgiven.

I’m not sure the cake fixes this one. Oh, wait. Those look like gummies. All is forgiven.

and yes, this is what you think of when I say “death metal”.

This is the greatest thing of things.

andrewbreitel:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON TUMLBR