The Goods of the Internet

The Goods of the Internet

The only way this kid gets cooler with Sonic Boom.
dat-sxc:

this will be me and my child :’)

The only way this kid gets cooler with Sonic Boom.

this will be me and my child :’)

Metal Euphemisms For Sex

Black Metal: Sticking my clouded frost-spire into her gates of attrition.
Death Metal: Slamming her gaping axe wound with my engorged flesh hammer,
Power Metal: Blessing her enchanted crevice with my magic scepter.
Folk Metal: Thrusting my spear into the eye of the gods.
Progressive Metal: Masturbating myself to sleep.

A little late, but we’ll repurpose this for the Noreaster.

A little late, but we’ll repurpose this for the Noreaster.

Go Go Go Go Go!!!!

Go Go Go Go Go!!!!

Actually, the most wonderful thing about Tiggers, is probably this.

Actually, the most wonderful thing about Tiggers, is probably this.

One of the coolest gifs ever that also kind of doesn’t make any sense.

One of the coolest gifs ever that also kind of doesn’t make any sense.

I’m not sure the cake fixes this one. Oh, wait. Those look like gummies. All is forgiven.

I’m not sure the cake fixes this one. Oh, wait. Those look like gummies. All is forgiven.

I'm pretty sure I like this play-through video for Pathology's "Media Consumption" more than the regular video. »

and yes, this is what you think of when I say “death metal”.

This is the greatest thing of things.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VIDEO ON TUMLBR

When he doesn’t, neither do I.

When he doesn’t, neither do I.

It's like this. There's a lot of good stuff out there on the internet. Some of it is even maybe a little better than good. Goodly if you will. So I guess I'm gonna bring it to you. Most likely with pointless convoluted commentary. Every once in a while I'll just annoy you. Fridays, I'll try to bring cupcakes.

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