Ryan Lilja, it is now safe to use approved electronic devices for the duration of this flight.

Led Zeppelin + Black Sabbath = the 70’s imploding on itself and punching you in the face of awesome. This is amazing (although I keep feeling it could somehow be better.)

Remember that time when you were like, “Hey, I wish I could hear every single one of Tom Araya’s screams one after the other in one 5-minute long compilation clip!” and you thought it would be awesome? Well, here ya go.

Patrick Gonzalez, you are my hero.

OOOOH it’s a cape-off!!!!

Coming from the source of Harry Potter, I guess she’d know.

If only I had thought of this in 8th grade. Oleg Yeremayev and I would’ve dominated.

theclearlydope:

Congratulations on winning the yearbook.

Rick Miller: 25 of the most annoying voices perform Bohemian Rhapsody. This is about 78% funny.

Don’t worry, we’ll get those kids to school. NO MATTER WHAT.